I still use only 2 dashes of bitters. I don't think it's wrong to use more, but I find it dilutes the alcohol a little bit too much for my liking

FINALLY a movie that us men can call our own!

Yes, but may I retort:

My dad turns 70 next year and my mom is in her mid-60s. Both are healthy for the most part, but I worry because my brother and I are a 5 hour plane flight away and know they both are going to get to the age where they'll need more help than they do now. My sister lives by my parents still, but I worry about the onus…

There is an Amazon ad to the left of this article that is advertising "Watership Down." It's like Amazon thinks, "Hey, wouldn't these cute red pandas be even more awesome if they were BRUTALLY MURDERED?!?! Only $22.99"

"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"

The first one I found terribly insulting and this one looks like they doubled down on that. Kind of bummed by all the love Jezebel has for it.

Please. Looks just as stupid and insulting towards women as the first one.

So. Many. Awkward. White. Men. Dancing.

This is clearly an overly sensitive helicopter mom.

Hear that, ladies? You're only as interesting as the husband you convince to marry you.

What department of Vice do you work for?

Whatever. Sam Smith rocked my shit

My wife is a choreographer and I work in the music industry. She wanted something current that would get everyone going. I wanted something that wasn't the norm for a first dance. We did a dance to Timber.

The yellow cab that I took on Saturday had no idea how to get to Astoria from midtown.

You can't be everything to everyone

The name should be Fuzzy McFuzzinstein

I am dead