I want to hoon the shit out of my '94 Buick Century. You've given me more drive to make it happen.

They should make a subreddit, r/jalopnik, that's just reposts from the rest of reddit. Same content as it is now, just with a far superior commenting system.

I think Dodge managed to ruin the name "Dart" far worse than GM ever did with "Nova".

Is Jalopnik just one big repost of reddit?

They should name it the "Edison", but then it would underhandedly fuck over the other electric cars.

"tight" makes a whole lot more sense than "pushing". The engine is what does the pushing.

I've been pulled over once, it was at night, and it was because my El Camino had no tail lights and one brake light working. So the LEO walks around my car and blinds me with the flashlight. I say, "Hello, sir". As I say that I notice it's a female cop. She must have seen the look on my face and my mincing of words as…