Uh-huh:

If you have such a pride problem that you would get yourself and your crewmates killed along with likely starting a war, you definitely don’t belong in the military.

A guy I know on Facebook was all up in arms about this situation, saying it happened because our President is weak, and if we have a strong President, the Iranians never would have tried anything. Standard hot take stuff, whatever. I thought the real gem was someone he knows:

That actually may be a better slogan than “Fair and Balanced”-”Fox News - 24 Hours of Bullshit”

Thank you, Tyler. It’s kinda lonely in the ‘sane people club’, innit?

Greatest turf on show.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

I’d like to see the Giants defensive linemen tweet their support like that...

As has been pointed out by many others in another thread, this isn’t humiliating, this is a normal police action involving armed men in territorial waters.

If you accidentally wander onto someone’s private property and shoot them, even in self defense, you’re going to prison. It’s pretty much the same type of thing. You can’t wander into another countries territory and then go shooting at them to keep them from asking you, “hey, what the fuck, guys?!”

Humiliation? Please. We’d have done the same thing if a bunch of Iranian sailors drifted into one of our harbors.

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

Notice the NFL promo no longer features two helmets ramming into each other.

No, the NFL is the tobacco company that admits smoking cigarettes might cause cancer, but damn if they aren’t smooth and delicious...why don’t you enjoy one now?
Oh and we have top men working on that cancer stuff, so don’t worry. TOP MEN.

Peter King’s open letter is essentially erotic fanfiction for Roger Goodell. King doesn’t even have to be in the same room as Goodell to help get him off.

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.

WOW, THOSE GEARS REALLY HURT!

What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 in the morning?

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.