“YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL COACH!” *slams playbook and runs out of meeting room*

Weekend Coach lets me stay up until midnight!

Eli’s just sad that Mara won’t tell him why he won’t be able to visit the big farm upstate where Coughlin will get to run around with all his friends.

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

Sounds like a Superbad idea.

It’s entirely possible that they DID hire Jonah Hill and they only think they hired DePodesta.

There were no formalities needed to ‘fire’ Jim Tomsula. They just don’t pick him up from the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot anymore.

“After what feels like 57 years of being on the hot seat”

I love picturing Eli saying verbatim, “He def didn’t fail these players.”

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

I don’t think calling them morons and jamokes and dinguses and slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo is handling them with kid gloves. I don’t think the solution to the imbalanced application of law enforcement in the United States is for the heavy-handed destructiveness wrongfully applied in certain…

“On behalf of Mr. Abromovich and everyone here at Chelsea FC, I am delighted to introduce our new manager, Arsene Wenger’s Puffy Jacket. Puffy Jacket has had years of experience at the top levels of club and international football, specializing in being a puffy jacket and providing warmth. We believe Puffy Jacket’s…

Be careful, he might trade Mariota for Case Keenum and a half eaten turkey sandwich. It’s always the move they least expect.

Tennessee Titans.

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

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No worries. I have season tickets and can assure you that by the time the game ends, no one there will be capable of operating a lighter.

I believe in Buffalo that is called “foreplay”.

San Diego’s front office will be scouring the Pro Football Talk comments section for a white guy to replace Weddle.

Football wives gotta do whatever they can to stay in the game man. Someone younger, faster, better able to play the position is coming for their spot, every damn day.