I've heard bumps can be time-released.

Only one word comes to mind—-UGGh

Obviously, the error was made in Jets.

Yeah, in terms of how well the last 15 years have turned out for Jets fans, "Tom Brady washes out of the league and the Jets waste a sixth-round pick" rates about a million miles above "Tom Brady destroys the AFC East six times a year."

What if the Jets had drafted Tom Brady? They would have ruined him somehow.

Moreover, it isn't unique these gamers. The argument against Affirmative Action is based upon it's phantom victims (the white kid at the bottom of the yes pile who gets bumped). #notallmen is a strawman based on the false belief that feminism is blaming all men for bad deeds (missing the whole point). The whole…

0:32: JESUS CHRI... Oh, that its tail.

Lexington Steele Declares Scoring Against Aurora Snow Is "So Fucking Easy."

Because, despite what these Cardinals fans will tell you, not everything is black and white.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

As a Mets fan, you have to be mentally retarded to not understand that he's a 40-year-old man who has spent his career competing against people who put on tons of lean muscle form PEDs. Remember the triumvirate of Nomar-A-Rod-Jeter? Two of those three were PED abusers. Imagine Jeter's 3500 hits if he weren't competing…

Uh I guess you missed Chipper Jones' last year in Atlanta. Cal Ripken didn't exactly go out at a blistering pace. But hey when mom brings you that meat loaf and tucks you in that should bring you some solace.

The dude is over 40. He's played 19 years, never gotten into any off the field trouble and he gave fans an opportunity to make it out to see him should they choose. And this may shock you, but some people out there over the past 19 years of him doing nothing wrong, are fans of Derek Jeter. Some even grew up with him.…

ESPN needs to add a "domestic violence incidents" column next to bye week so I can keep my fantasy line up together.

Oh. You're crying because you're hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?!

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

Sorry Samer this should be filed to Reauxmance actually.

It might as well have been a fan calling a timeout. You can't just grant a timeout because you hear the words in that situation. In other words, the Jets got fucked here.