Montreal will be the WWL's new HQ if Tebow goes to the Allouettes. Bristol will be unceremoniously shuttered and sold to the University of Phoenix.

Can anyone explain to me how the move in the gif is not a travel? I count 8 steps and two dribbles.

This was a bit under the radar in the LAMEstream sports media, but did you guys hear about this Tim Tebow guy and the New York Jets? Evidently the Jets brought in a quarterback who can't throw to compete with some guy named Mark Sanchez, a quarterback who can't throw.

Does it imagine what the world would looklike if a superstar played for the Mets?

The patriarchy strikes again! Women's sexual assault claims are NEVER prosecuted; Men's always are! I have no evidence whatsoever to back this up, but....but.... THE PATRIARCHY!!!!!

Jesus Christ. What does this have anything to do with this guy allegedly being closeted? Are you implying that if he was open about his sexuality he wouldn't be a sex offender?

THANK YOU. Jesus, this should really have nothing to do with him being gay/bi/whatever and everything to do with him being a sex offender. Leave it to the Jezebel commentariat to make this out to be an issue of him being closeted.

Because no one would watch if, instead of an inter-racial affair with the most powerful man on earth, Olivia Pope spent all her time....let's say, blogging on Jezebel about gender norms in popular culture.

The wage gap issue is such a Red Herring. If women are being paid less in the private sector maybe they should negotiate better. Anyone ever heard of turning down an offer if its too low, and negotiating for more? I've never once accepted the first salaray offer when negotiating benefits at a new employer. Maybe…

Come on Jack, yes Sanchez sucks, but please don't defend Tony Sparano, who was an absolutely awful hire. Also, the three-headed "monster" of Greene, Powell & McKnight, may be comlementary, but not a single one of them would start on any other team. Rex's G&P offense lacks a true workhorse back (Greene is just…

More like delicious!

You spelled "cum" wrong....

Your disdain for Gregggg not withstanding, you have to agree with him on this right? This is some totally dipshit behavior.

So so subtle, so so good.

Yes.

The Ginger Hammer definitely listens to REO Speedwagon. That was the coup de gras.

Are you implying Detroit and Cleveland currently are fit for human habitation?

Dude I liked Chad. I still have his #10 jersey kicking around somewhere. But he had absolutely no arm and in today's NFL you have to be able to stretch the field and make zippy passes when necessary. He couldn't do either unfortunately. Also- the injury thing. That's one thing Sanchez never gets enough credit…

Because Mac is Chad Pennington lite.

THIS GUY!!!