I was going to star your comment, but it’s currently at 69 stars so...
#COTD

Please, do us all a favor and die in a fire. Learn to move over for faster traffic and save your SJW rants for FB.

#COTD

I keep a window open almost every day, but somehow I manage to keep missing the Aquarius Waterpik deal!! 3 times now! Damn you, Murphy!!!

I keep a window open almost every day, but somehow I manage to keep missing the Aquarius Waterpik deal!! 3 times…

“This is also official policy for dealing with people who stop randomly in the left lane on the highway, I assume.”

That sounds fast, but Google puts driving from NY to LA at 40 hours. 20 hours more just so I don’t have to look at the lines on the road the whole time? I love Tesla’s but it looks like until charging stations are on every corner it’s going to be a pain in the ass keeping it charged when away from home

How about we send you into battle with a semi automatic rifle with 10 round clips... I’m thinking you’d change your mind about what constitutes an assault rifle, then... jus’ sayin’

I’m a cyclist and actually worked as a bike tech for 3 years... People like you (and this guy who is clearly seen riding straight towards the car and nowhere near the crossing) are the ONLY reason cyclists could ever be or are ever a hindrance on the roads.

Hi. Welcome to Jalopnik. We actually like cars here.

“I’ve been lucky enough to drive some truly incredible vehicles in the last few years; race cars, Lasers, airplanes– but I still love coming home to my 2005 Acura TL.”

I could not read a single thing after that. I just kept singing Ducktales. Thanks.

Too bad you can't fly through the windshield anymore in GTA V :(
That game was such a let down

Great, now they're going to charge even more for the retro-throwback edition haha

What is your bank, Sir? I'll be looking for a new one soon

I keep getting an error when adding it to the cart, anybody else?

I understand the battery life is very efficient on the Free version. How does battery life fair when you crank up the recording time to 5 minutes? (Awesome idea, BTW)

YES! I drive a 1994 626 and I have to say the "swing" feature on the vents is just amazing.

It's times like this that I really wish i had the ability to star someone.

We just got an Aldi a couple counties up and are about to get one about a mile from my house, it's a genius concept.

(Sry, I had to)

My thoughts exactly.

lmao. Thank you.