Oddly-named craft beer that comes in a can is the bearded funny guy who isn't your type at all but who always meets you at the subway station when you come over and turns out to be great at oral.

Ugh, grape culture. Amirite?

I'm no Don Juan but I don't think "the ladies" love steamed eggs served in barely cooked white onion cups. But I don't get the kind of chicks a YouTube lifehacker must, so ignore me.

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