is that a wiper to wipe away tears?
I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no. Read more
I went to community college.
omg im so embarrassed
You'd probably do the same if a guy wearing a bowtie announced you were a loser.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.
Author Will Clarke wrote a book called The Worthy which involves a fraternity and all their dealings. The book is fiction but Clarke drew heavily on his experience in a fraternity at LSU and pulled information from news stories he read about fraternity hazing. It's written from the perspective of a ghost pledge who… Read more
Not *ALL* Earths!
The only pen I'll ever buy.
So a Bears fan walks into a bar...