yes

is that a wiper to wipe away tears?

That Kansas City Chiefs helmet?

I created an account JUST to reply to this.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

This is some brave shit.

I went to community college.

omg im so embarrassed

You'd probably do the same if a guy wearing a bowtie announced you were a loser.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

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Author Will Clarke wrote a book called The Worthy which involves a fraternity and all their dealings. The book is fiction but Clarke drew heavily on his experience in a fraternity at LSU and pulled information from news stories he read about fraternity hazing. It's written from the perspective of a ghost pledge who…

Not *ALL* Earths!

Italian wedding.

The only pen I'll ever buy.

Teens, man.

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

Alberta.