AndrewDalton
Andrew Dalton
AndrewDalton

That Kansas City Chiefs helmet?

I created an account JUST to reply to this.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

This is some brave shit.

I went to community college.

omg im so embarrassed

You'd probably do the same if a guy wearing a bowtie announced you were a loser.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Author Will Clarke wrote a book called The Worthy which involves a fraternity and all their dealings. The book is fiction but Clarke drew heavily on his experience in a fraternity at LSU and pulled information from news stories he read about fraternity hazing. It's written from the perspective of a ghost pledge who

Not *ALL* Earths!

Italian wedding.

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

Alberta.

Oddly-named craft beer that comes in a can is the bearded funny guy who isn't your type at all but who always meets you at the subway station when you come over and turns out to be great at oral.

Ugh, grape culture. Amirite?

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