Honorable mention to the Toyota Van, Nissan Van, and Mitsubishi Van

Mid-engine Rear wheel drive 2 seater

Well, since someone already said the Ferrari TheFerrari, I'll amend mine to this. It roves the land, whatever land that may be. Right up until the point where it breaks, but "land rover periodically" would be a dumb name for a car.

Shelby GLHS - Goes Like Hell S'more

Dodge Omni. In GLHS (Goes Like Hell-Shelby) guise, it could whip an original Shelby Mustang GT350 at the track. Sadly.

I know I'm on a Saturn kick lately, but I submit this 1992 Saturn SC.

The Lancia Delta

There are a lot. But here's one that really grinds my gears.

Unnecessary badging. Just put something on the back telling me what it is, that's enough.

Dual exhaust on cars that only have one cylinder bank!

This, the exhaust, I see you in there.

Fake vents and scoops.

Here's some grainy footage of that Beetle in action from a car following it. Lots of language, though.

A lot of people regularly got 30 MPG out of the Elise. Especially the earlier models.

I am dying laughing in my office all alone right now.

Gotta throw adam carolla in there too.

Would love to see these two do a Top Gear type show

And all of them seem to live in SW Detroit.

Agreed, but it needs to be a turbo 6-banger.