Everything about this points to fetish from the very start. 

He’d be in that plane all goddamned day arguing with assholes, every time he flew. We all know how easily people tend to fly off the handle on airplanes. It’s not worth it. Better to write an article that many of us can relate to, and hope that as many of the above mentioned ridiculous people see this as possible. 

I do. I’m awake then, probably sitting on my couch so, why not? I’m in my late 30's. Do I have the taste of an elderly person? Yes. 

They didn’t order entrees, only the LW did. His friends ate apps & small plates.

Yes. 100%

I met my friend J when we were 11/12. She was a grade below me and when she got to high school and I was a sophomore, I introduced her to my new high school friends. They instantly loved her and I got very jealous whenever any of them hung out with her and didn’t invite me, all through high school. We grew apart for…

Parents.

What? When was this magical time? They’ve ALWAYS been extremely brazen about killing black people.

It’s not Swedish, it’s Romanian and based on his mother’s accent.

Hulu is $5.99

Let people like what they like.

I like you just the way you are, you freak! ;)

I get that. I like to coat them in Old Bay and broil them silly, sometimes. Tastes great with yellow rice!

Most people tend to overcook the shit out of them. That’s a huge part of the problem right there.

I can not get enough of that gif. Thank you.

I’ve lived alone for 20 years and I’m about to turn 40. I can’t imagine myself being able to tolerate living with another person, at this point. I’ve long thought I’d at least like to have my own bedroom, were I to live with a romantic partner, but at this point? I think the closest I’d like them to live is next door.…

I cut someone’s hair while sleep-deprived once. Was it a mistake? Yup. A terrible mistake.

How about over 100 people at this one place, which is stated in the article above. Thousands of people have done this. It’s a trend. Again, as stated in the article above.

I knew he wouldn’t show up to court. Celebrities seem to think they don’t have to if they don’t want to. A crazy amount of non-celebs do, as well. It’s weird. A relative of mine makes terrible decisions and is frequently in trouble with the law. She almost never shows up to court, unless it’s in handcuffs. It…

Why is this now the default KK image to use on every single post about her? The top of that dress is so crazy unflattering and awkward looking. I know it’s fun to hate on her, and go on, I won’t try to stop you, but damn, get a dif pic already! Save my eyes from the atrocity attacking Kim’s titties.

lol k.

Nice try, nutcase.