My mom likes to put beef ramen seasoning on “extra butter” flavored microwave popcorn. She’ll put it in a big bowl, eat barely any, and then leave the bowl sitting on the kitchen counter all day. She’ll do drive by snackings, even after it’s stale. It has a weirdly strong scent that carries far, and gets worse as the…

Russell Simmons needs to be taken down. I have no faith that he will be, but he 100% deserves it. Guilty as sin.

This is very confusing. What...what are you talking about?

I don’t understand how anyone can handle any sort of substantial bag that isn’t crossbody.

OH OK, if you’ve never seen it, it must not happen. As a former bartender, I def wouldn’t know.

Pfft. Why are you fighting so hard to get away with being an asshole? My god, just keep your fucking hands out of the tray!!! Is that just too hard for you? Are you a fucking toddler? You just go and do whatever you want,…

I wish they’d responded with an “lol, k.” It would’ve driven him crazy.

They’re making fun of it. Your post is closer to an ad.

Lemon wedges, especially. You grab a lemon wedge and they have to empty out the whole tray, trash the remaining lemon wedges, wash the tray and refill. It’s health code. Don’t be a dick just because you have no patience.

Why do you want to contaminate the bartender’s station with your gross fingers so badly?? Why is that so important to you?? If I work in a bar and your above described tantrum means you’re never coming back, good riddance. I’ll get your tab once as long as you, your sticky fingers and your entitled attitude stay the…

Nope. I wouldn’t say so.

No, thank you. 

If they aren’t doing their job, LEAVE. Keep your hands to yourself and leave. You are all over the comments on this post with this crap. 

NO. No, no. It does not depend on anything. Keep your gross fingers out of the fucking garnish tray, FULL STOP.

My family uses Corn Flakes. The raisins + the bran really puts me off. Raisins!?!? Whhyyyy?

I absolutely can not stand Weezer, but, yes, this is a great boost for Tears for Fears. That’s great.

Grimes has been twee and insufferable since day one. A lot of people looked past it because they liked a song or two, but she has literally always been this person. CRINGE.

It would easily be a couple hundred even with an unknown person’d hair. I know from the experience of looking for such a thing.

April fools!

April fools!

Redundant post. Too late to delete. Sorry to waste your time, Bearylicious!

That’s, uh, not at all what they said and I think you know that.

I always love to see Fiona Shaw in anything, and My Left Foot is probably my favorite. I adored her as that character. Fiona is amazing.