Reader Learns Of Carol’s Second Act When Writers Quit Carol’s Second Act After Patricia Heaton’s Husband Is Accused Of Sexual Misconduct

“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”

“Isn’t depression just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?”

There’s an entire S3 episode about Michael threatening to “pretend” to kill himself in a way that would’ve likely killed him (jumping off the roof onto a bouncy castle). It starts of with him doing it for sympathy but turns into him having a bit of an actual crisis and they have to talk him down.

I look forward to this tradition of “brilliant” men treating their collaborators like shit finally dying its overdue death. I don’t care if it supposedly brings out better performances, or if entertainment is meant to be a “tough industry. These are people helping you create something. Treat them with dignity or fuck…

“Andrew Lloyd Webber Gets Patti ‘LuPwn’d’”

I hope he sues the living shit out of this school. The idea that telling someone not to call you a name is a fireable offense if the most idiotic thing I have ever heard and they are not qualified to teach brine shrimp much less children.

“Cher tells unjustly fired school guard: I got you, babe” would also score the points.

If you google Cher this is the top “news” story:

“She finds older guys icky in one scene and is attracted to them in the next and then back to icky.” this sentence is as close to how I feel in normal life as you could possibly get. This is not unrealistic 

Crikey!, I’m 30

God, The Rocketeer is so incredibly underrated as a whole. But Jennifer Connelly in that white dress...

Also, it’s not even edgy or provocative. Imagine being the dude who made ‘the Hangover’ and ‘Old School’ and thinking that your comedies were just, like, too edgy and in-your-face for modern society, maaaaaan.

Me who complain that the #metoo movement or “woke” culture changed the rules are tacitly admitting that they’re misogynist, or racist; etc.

There’s something really ironic about people who want to make edgy, provocative comedy and expect mainstream success and undivided acclaim for it.

Really glad he said this.  I know some people that listen to him who probably need to hear it.  

“Goddamnit, now I have to take over James Franco’s acting school?” - Christopher Plummer.

I don’t mean to judge a book by its cover, but just from generally seeing how James Franco looks, talks and acts...there’s just a vibe coming off of him. He looks like he’d play a weasel who owns an art gallery in a Zootopia sequel.

I do love these boomerang MeToo stories, where the first one didn’t take out the celeb bc they ducked in time and stayed out of the news, then when they poke their head up it comes right back (see also: Max Landis).

As a European who would be the first to roll my eyes at a walking ‘Ugly American’ stereotype in my country - just stop. You’re being an Ugly European.