This comment isn't defending MIA because I find her quite immature, especially considering she's in her late 30's. And I totally agree with your second paragraph. But, I read this book called Belfast Diary, which was written by an American journalist about his time living in Belfast during the troubles. At one point a…

Agreed! If you want to do that shit when you're in your early 20's, like Miley, whatever. It's immature and stupid but we all do immature and stupid shit when we're in our early 20's. MIA is 38-years-old and it's just like, "Girrrrrl, what are you doing?"

Drew Barrymore has some decorating tips for you. Short version: Choose good stuff and put it in the right spot.

So he's Oren from Parks and Rec? (Minus the kinda turned on part.)

REVERSE RACISM!!!!1!!1!

I think Claire Danes is like Linda Evangelista, who was one of the big supermodels when I was in middle school. They're not classically pretty, but they're striking, which isn't a look you really appreciate until you're an adult. I also agree that she's grown into her face, like the girl who played Emma on Degrassi…

Well if the Amtrak is still the same as it was in 1991 (the last time I took it), you're missing out on burnt Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs and King Ralph showing in the dining car.

I don't remember this but my sister does. When I was 2 and a half or 3 and she was 8, we were at our local pool and I had one of those inflatable things around my waist. Somehow I had turned upside down, so my head was underwater and my little legs were flailing above the water. No one notice except her, which thank…

Right?! I'm 31 and graduated high school in 2000 and back then we were known as Generation Y. When did that change?

I totally hear you on the vegetables thing. I didn't have an actual fresh green bean until I was in college because my mom only used canned vegetables. And that's when I learned that FRESH VEGETABLES ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN CANNED VEGETABLES! She's a great mom and I know she always did the best she could but cooking…

You don't win friends with salad!

I agree, but I don't get what he expected. From a blind item that was super obvious - I think it may have been revealed too - Kim and Kanye only had sex like four times and that was so she could get pregnant. They haven't had sex since they found out she was knocked up. If he just wanted a baby, there are literally…

Lindy, you can't just ask people why they're not white.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S BEEN THROUGH!

I remember using lines I heard on Full House to try to get my way with my parents the way DJ or Stephanie or Michelle had gotten their way with Danny. And of course they never worked in real life.

Haha, those Beach Boys episodes are ridiculous. Every time Brian Wilson has to speak it's like his soul gets crushed a little more.

What happened was they had two tickets to the Counting Crows show and DJ and Stephanie naturally assumed they would be able to go, because what kind of fascist parent, or even non-fascist parent, like Danny Tanner would allow 7-year-old Michelle to go to a concert? But Michelle got mad because she felt like she was…

My family expresses affection through biting sarcasm.

Not Uno's...Pequod's!

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