I wish it were possible to get a tattoo of an animated gif.

The DNC is KILLING IT this year with the speeches. I'm seriously impressed.

For the first time, Alec Baldwin's daughter Ireland defended her dad about that whole "little pig" voicemail thing, although the defense is admittedly flabby ("He says those things when he's frustrated.")

I feel you on the first part. That's my reaction too. The sad thing is, for people that rich, it doesn't really matter who wins; they're fine either way.

Actual conversation with my mom when we were watching something with Kate Hudson in it:

I didn't even know Terry Crews was a football (?) player until six months ago and I was like, "Wait, the dad from Everybody Hates Chris?" And can I just say, I still really enjoy Everybody Hates Chris.

I get why Halle Berry is still mad at RDJ. I mean imagine if someone like hit you with their car and that person didn't stop. I'd still be pissed.

I enjoyed it!

I remember seeing photos a few years ago of Lady Gaga at her sister's high school graduation in full Gaga mode. If I were her sister and the other graduates, I would have peen so pissed to have a day about me and my friends and our accomplishment turn into Lady Gaga's celebrity sideshow.

My boss has a 2 and half year old daughter and the stories she tells...I have no idea how she does it. I get home from work and just want to veg out on the couch; there are days where I just buy something on the way home because I'm too tired to make dinner. She has to get home, make dinner, watch her energetic child,…

I thought he was gay, but I could be confusing him with someone else.

I don't get why some people automatically assume she's a famewhore. Maybe she's just an old fashioned gold digger. (Kidding, in case it's not obvious, which it never seems to be on the internet.)

There was a cute story on, appropriately, NY Mag's Daily Intel or Vulture by someone who interviewed Christine Taylor and he told her that he would always think of her as Melody from Hey Dude, which resulted in her giving him a big hug.

Totally agree. You know what my friends and I never did in our 20's? Have affairs with married men. While the majority of the responsibility falls on the married person, that doesn't mean Kristen doesn't have any culpability at all. She did a really shitty thing and she owes an apology to her boyfriend and the…

Just throwing it out there: I would watch a show called Leopold and Liberty.

That's an awesome story. Elvis was a good Southern boy who was raised right.

I don't think she looks bad, but I don't think she can pull it off the way Michelle Williams can. Anne Hathaway has pretty large facial feature, which need more hair to balance it out. I mean, her face is awesome, but I think long hair suits her better than the pixie cut.

Maybe I've become more optimistic in the past few years, but I think Obama will win re-election. First, it's very hard to unseat a sitting president. Even George W. Bush was re-elected. The last one-term president was the first Bush and that was after 12 years of Republicans in the White House.

Jacksons, haven't those kids been through enough without your bullshit on top of it?

And the part where he said what happened - ie his murdering an unarmed child - was God's plan.