Awww, I love Julia Louis-Dreyfus!

What I think is that fat girls have two choices in life: to internalize what strangers and assholes think about them or to say "Fuck those people" and go on with their lives. If they choose the former, then that's on them. In an ideal world, people wouldn't judge others based on weight, but you have to adapt to the…

This article was about society in general and I was speaking in general terms, not about Karen Klein specifically and I didn't mention her in my original post. I'm sick of hearing other fat girls, grown women, not teens and tweens, complain about what complete strangers think about them. It's tiresome.

I would hope that by the time people are in their late 20's they realize that the only opinion that really matters is their own and they stop giving credence to what others might think of them.

I'm thirty and I'm fat, which means I'm old enough to not give a shit what other people think of me. You want to call me fat? Yes, I am fat, and I'm short, and I'm not too fond of my hair color. What of it? Just because someone calls me fat doesn't mean I'm a bullying victim. If that person thinks that by calling me…

The only thing I know about Agyness Deyn (besides that she's now married): she had one of the ugliest apartments I've ever seen.

Ok, this: "BUT HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT YAHTZEE!?!?!?!??!?" reminded me of one of my favorite moments from my favorite early aughts reality show Paradise Hotel. Toni, the personal trainer who was kind of big - big as in big, not big as in fat - and super intense, was in a fight with one of the other Paradise Hotel…

I sort of feel bad for Romney (not too bad though) because he's trying so hard to be affable and naturally charming like Obama and he's just not that way, kind of like Al Gore. Some people have it and some people don't. Sorry, Mitt, you can't change who you fundamentally are at the age of 65.

Is Ernest Shackleford related to Rusty Shackleford?

I love Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum, to a kind of ridiculous extent. They both just seem so nice and affable and like they'd be really fun to hang out with/play bongos naked with.

And then some tampons and condoms fell out of my purse in front of the cute guy from accounting.

She seems clueless about so many things. I don't think she's a bad person or anything, just a product of her circumstances.

On this girl's best day, she's not as smart as Judge Judy is on her worst day. Also, beauty fades, but dumb is forever. And um is not an answer.

I'm gonna be honest right now, please don't judge. I could see myself at 15 maybe reacting like this to something disappointing because I was spoiled and I have a tendency to cry. However, my parents would be smart enough to know that I was acting like an entitled asshat and would have never let me go on the news and…

Well, if any of those one million moms are like my mom, then they could have been outmaneuvered by one facebook user.

I'll just leave this here. One of my favorite moments from the show.

Honestly, I do not understand how Blake Lively is getting all these good roles and Leighton Meester's stand out roles are that Single White Female rip-off and the upcoming Adam Sandler movie. Leighton can act circles around Blake.

I'm working from home today because of the NATO Summit and I just spent three minutes watching my cat Charlie chase his own tail and then another five watching him play with one of my Goody hair elastics. He's keeping both of us from being bored.

You don't get to decide for someone else what is degrading.

Joel McHale is working it.