Oh Jon Hamm, getting it right with both the Kardashian trash talk and the War Games reference. I'm starting to think he really is perfect.

Oprah, I promise to watch your channel if you start rerunning all Aaron Spelling shows from the 90's, including Malibu Shores, Models Inc., and The Heights, and The Real World, seasons one to Chicago.

Sounds like many fine city slicker fish out of water moments await us.

I wish I was hanging out with a kitten right now.

Real News From The Blaze? Does that make Glenn Beck a much, much dumber Andrea Zuckerman?

I've never been officially diagnosed with migraines, but my mom and sister get them and occasionally I'll get a headache that will last for days, no matter how much Ibuprofen I take or sleep I get. The only thing that makes them go away is brain freeze. I'll usually buy an Icee or a Slurpee and take giant sips quickly…

One of the members of the group I work for (he's about 70 and has a hilarious Jersey accent) called our office earlier this week and said, "I appraised Whitney Houston's house 20 years ago. Nice lady. What the hell happened?" It made me happy that he said she was nice.

That's interesting. I live in Chicago and my hair and skin are fine, but when I was in Ireland my skin freaked out and my sister's hair was a hot mess. That was because we were using hard water, but I haven't had that problem in Chicago. But I have oily hair, so it looks greasy after 24 hours regardless. Maybe it's…

I love when celebrities publicly support people like Chris Brown and Roman Polanski. It makes it so much easier to know who I should hate.

I was distracted through out her interview thinking, "Holy shit, The Bodyguard came out 20 years ago."

You forgot this legendary nugget.

Love fashion, bitching about people and drinking?

Here's my anonymous internet commenter opinion about Taylor: I think she was abused, but I think she's also exaggerating the extent of the abuse. Taylor is sketchy as hell, as was Russell. We've seen her flip out on Camille this season and I feel like that was probably what her fights with Russell were like, on both…

I was too busy eating chocolate, myself.

Thanks for the information.

I hope I didn't miss anything in the annoyance haze I'm experiencing right now, but why exactly was she allowed to testify at a committee hearing? Is she an expert on something other than Lip Smackers and plastic bracelets?

I can see where you're coming from with that. Either way, I think we can all agree that those kids did not luck out when it comes to parents. I hope Sally and Bobby move far, far away when they're old enough.

To me, being neglectful is the lesser of two evils if the other choice is being abusive and I would most definitely say that Betty's been abusive. At least Sally isn't petrified of him the way she is of Betty.

Most definitely; he has his issues, too. I think he at least treats his kids better than Betty does, in that he hasn't slapped Sally, threatened to cut off Sally's hands, or fired the only person who has been there for the kids completely. But Don and Betty are just more attractive, better dressed versions of Michael…

Too bad Kanye wasn't there to tell them to shut up.