At 18, I would have been like "FUCK YOU!" and run off crying eating cheetos.

White person with locs/braids: alternative, bohemian, edgy.

I don't know. I'm sure she does have a PR team and they probably read it before it went out, but I have no problem believing she wrote it on her own.

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

Joan was a pioneer in making a place for herself in a Hollywood that didn't know quite what to do with her. While "Rabbit Test" was panned for being universally offensive to nearly every segment of the population, there was quite a bit of talk at the time about how unusual it was that a woman had written, produced,…

She also created red carpet culture as we know it, which is a huge deal. It used to be so formal and boring. She brought in humor. "Who are you wearing?" She was the very first person to ask that question on a red carpet, and she made fashion take the spotlight as well. Sometimes it's the only fun part of the show,…

When Peggy Lee passed she wasn't included in the in memoriam tribute, even though she had been nominated for Best Supporting Actress for Pete Kelly's Blues. The Academy gave the reason for her absence as her no longer being "relevant". I am not a big Peggy Lee fan, but that is some cold hearted shit.

I found that snub so indicative of how Hollywood has treated Joan Rivers over the years. They laugh at her jokes, clap along to her witty jabs at celebrities and then ignore her when it comes time to honor "their own." Fuck the Academy. Joan is too good for them.

Oh good lord.

I don't understand how my working at Jezebel has anything to do with me spending any time around babies. I would if my time with babies had decreased significantly since I'd started working here, but I'd say that I've actually had more interaction with small children in the past year. MANY OF US LOVE BABIES! THEY ARE…

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

So what you're saying is that these are women's relaxed fit jeans or loose fit jeans? Then why call them boyfriend jeans?

They're called boyfriend jeans because unlikely traditionally cut, tighter women's jeans, they are looser and more relaxed throughout.

Kid Electron loves Lego and princesses, and will tell you with all the haughtiness a three-year-old can muster that Princess Leia is a princess. It doesn't have to be a zero sum thing. She's going to be who she's going to be and you learn to roll with it.

My mom once told me that while I was in high school, she regularly wished I was a lesbian. Teen pregnancy rates were off-the-charts in my high school, and despite all the cool-mom stuff like birth control talks, she was terrified I'd end up like most of my classmates.

I guess I should say that I hate this version of these babies. The real babies are probably fine. We're not gonna be friends, but I'm sure they're pretty good at toddler stuff.

I'm expecting a girl and I'm totally hoping she's a lesbian. Not because I want to be cool (that ship sailed long ago), but because I feel like there's a slightly slimmer chance that she'll be into princess crap and a slightly greater chance that she'll want to play Legos with me. Wishful thinking? Likely.

I am calling out to people in fashion to stop using the singular where it's not appropriate ("the boyfriend jean", "a red lip", "a black shoe"). Just stop it.

Those are some weirdly photoshopped, Uncanny Valley babies. I think I hate these babies, which is a strange thing to feel.

God, Stacey Dash is basically the "black friend" of every racist who says they're no racist.