Huh. The Jez staff was weirdly fond of Butters. I'll look into this.
It's to cover their own asses so they can look like they're doing something without actually doing something, like withdrawing or decreasing sponsorship. While I really want to agree with you, I've worked in politics way too long to believe pr without action to back it up. But! There's still hope. It's dependent upon…
No! We should celebrate all butts! Man butts are some of my favorite kinds of butts! But this is not about that right now.
where's butters to yell about how nobody cares about your boner (tm erin gloria ryan)
Dodai said to date the photo so it would be "Dildo_916," but what if someone looks at my computer and thinks I…
a beer company has been braver (or savvier) about taking a stand for women than Cover Girl.
The upside is that you get free coffee. The downside is that you get free McDonald's coffee.
I bartended in college and once threw out an off-duty police officer who was harassing me. I didn't realize he was a cop until I cut him off and told him to leave, and he announced it. At that point, the bouncer refused to aid me (he was usually a great guy, but he was afraid to piss off a cop) so I stormed upstairs…
Is "put his hand on my ceiling" a euphemism?
Longtime lurker here, not a troll. I have to post because the OK Cupid guy with the epic list of impossible demands (http://jezebel.com/this-is-the-mo…) is still online and he liked me!!!! Despite me being a real live human being and thus not at all what he's looking for.
Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.
my only regret was that I kept sleeping with my one boyfriend who a. very clearly didn't care about me emotionally before, during, or after sex, and b. was just completely awful, even after I told him exactly what to do, he'd say "eh, I don't like that as much." YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT AS MUCH BUT IF YOU DON'T DO THAT I…
I'm one of those unicorns who has had what I would consider a pretty large number of partners and very few regrets, I guess. I regret a few of them because things didn't work out as I'd planned but that was usually a situation of me not being right for a person I was in a relationship with. I rarely regret a one…
this is a bunch of things but erin's dress is "backwards" and it says erin over her vagina and i can't handle it.
Not gonna lie, I'm really excited to get her back as "the girl you don't want to run into at a party." I was sad that we lost that character when she became the anchor.
No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know…
Same difference. They're all literally the same.
People don't like Griffin for various reasons, but she is a hardass when it comes to advocating for women in her line of work. I'm glad she's a righteous loudmouth bc I have no doubts for even a second that these nameless faceless execs truly believe people won't watch a late night show not hosted by a white dude with…