c'mon now . . . can we stop the drug-shaming? neither cocaine nor alcohol made her dumb . . .

well! paint me brown and call me . . . uh, nevermind.

what frightens me the most is the fact that the face paint is called "Snazaroo." i can only imagine the executives sitting around the boardroom throwing around potential product names and coming to a consensus on this one.

i've never watched Duck Dynasty or Jersey Shore or any of those other shows, but i am a die-hard Boo-boophile to the degree where i now start to get all irate and defensive when i hear people shit-talkin' about that wonderfully unpretentious, loving family.

OR . . . glamorexic haute coutursula? http://www.disneystore.com/ursula-disney-villains-designer-collection-doll/mp/1318626/1000259/

but are you dressing up as awesome OG badass Ursula, or "sassy" (um, when did "sassy" become a euphemism for "slutty"?) Ursula? http://www.disguise.com/productinfo.asp?item=6150&dc

D'oh!

true. gochujang is more pasty than saucy and it does lend itself to different applications than sriracha. i mix it up with miso, honey and a touch of sesame oil to thin it out. sometimes i'll add a little mayonnaise, which lightens the flavor a bit and makes it smooth and creamy. it has a deep, smoky complexity…

i used to be all about the sriracha but my new go-to hot sauce is gochujang. it has a delicious miso-like fermenty umami savoriness that is absent in sriracha.

no apologies necessary for body snarking in this case. what goes around . . .

LINDY!!! i totally lovehate you for that Mario dance video! it totally brings me back to 5th grade, and summers spent spying on my next-door neighbours with my best friend and writing rap songs about them. then we'd choreograph a dance to this awesomeness

yep.

don't forget the "Sexy Canadian Country Lumberjack girl" and the "Sexy Heidi Beer Maid Girl!" Sears finally got with the times and now subscribes to white-on-white racism 'cause they can no longer get away with racist "Negro" shit like this:

when i was 4 years old, i won my (K-8) school-wide contest for "Best Halloween Costume" dressed as a "Little Japanese Kimono Girl."

"He'll be a two term president without question, and his buddy Ryan will be ready immediately after that."

agreed. my reference to "halcyon days" was rose-coloured satire. also, i spent much of the Bush2 era stoned out of my mind (and part of it living in Europe), so i admittedly self-medicated away much of my disgust with that administration.

i agree. trendy or no, it looks like she's wearing a nude bodysuit with a doggie decal over her boobs. a different coloured sweater would have been more flattering.

ditto! back in the day, i thought G-Dub was the most repugnant man on the planet, but ever since Mr. Mittens hit the campaign trail, i frequently find myself waxing nostalgic for the halcyon days of the Bush administration. with the exception of 9/11 and the ensuing War on Terror, the state of Amurrica (particularly…

faced with the inevitable return to work after three sleepless months, i recently started co-sleeping with my daughter . . . not because i believe in attachment parenting, but because when she stirs and starts fussing in the middle of the night, all i have to do is reach over, pop a binky in her mouth and we both fall…

crazy. i keep refreshing the "Binders Full of Women" Facebook page, and the number of "likes" increases by 100+ every few seconds.