A sketchy as fuck street to boot.

Quibble: It’s U of T, not UT. We’re talking about the University of Toronto, not Utah.

Nope. Wallpaper ain’t getting made right now.

And I mean, think about it: what is being cleaned out? You just took pills to stop the uterus from creating the uterine lining for the eggs etc. Nothing was made this month, therefore there’s nothing to remove. People ask me this all the time, but I’m like, “So are you just picturing my uterus filled to the brim with…

By response I didn’t really mean a question and answer thing, I was just referring to the usual flow of conversation. Normally if somebody says “I had a shit day at work because of x reasons” the response would be something like, “Wow that sucks, what are you going to do?”. Telling another story simply because it is…

The worse version of the interrupting thing is the “let you finish your statement and then change the subject” thing. My boyfriend is guilty of both: he’ll interrupt me often and with something totally unrelated to what I’m saying (or maybe just tangentially) or I’ll finish what I’m saying and then just say something…

We have that here in Canada (well, at least Ontario anyway), the class happens when you’re about 15 and it’s a mandatory part of high school. It’s good at going over the laws and such but doesn’t address what to do with an asshole customer. Legal stuff like “violent threats are harassment and therefore punishable by…

Ask him if he’s “shy” and when he inevitably says no hoping for all your kinky goodness ask him all about his finances instead: What does he make in a year? How much was his last tax return? What percentage of his income has he donated to charities in the present fiscal year? And when he refuses to give you that info…

Toronto. When Rob Ford won the election, there were clear maps showing how the City of Toronto itself skewed Liberal (and a little NDP where the students are) and the suburbs went Conservative. But I’ve heard this from folks in the city, just outside of downtown.

I think it can be easy to place an “us or them”…

You can literally see downtown Detroit from Windsor, it’s just a river between them.

I’m from super-liberal big city and I hear about how privatized medicine would be better all the time. “Why should I have to wait for other people when I could just pay more money to see a doctor right away?” people who think they’re more important than the poors say that all the time (that’s always what it comes down…

Ugh why are all pretty women’s sandals basically just cardboard strapped to your feet? My feet are dying ‘cause I want to wear a sandal in this heat but there’s zero arch support and I can’t believe no shoe makers fucking address this basic need in their design.

MY KINGDOM FOR STYLISH SHOES WITH PROPER SUPPORT!

She did a great cover of Jolene ages ago.

Then that’s just rude.

We did the same for the bachelorette party I threw; we calculated the cost per girl and then divided the bride’s cost among the bridesmaids so she didn’t have to pay, and it wasn’t too much more for each of us. The bride offered to pay at one point when we were settling the bill for dinner but we told her no. We knew…

To be fair it sounds like if the groom couldn’t afford a hotel room then the bachelor party shouldn’t have been planned to be outside his budget? Assuming the best man did the planning. He should pay you back and thank you but it’s not fair to to deliberately put him in a financial bind he probably felt he couldn’t…

It’s not a “double note” and it’s called an “eighth note” you philistine!

Please tell me I’m not the first one to call this out.

No, people just started saying it as “I couldn’t care less” and then others misheard the contraction enough to miss the “n’t” and started saying “I could care less” without thinking it through since it’s a common figure of speech. It’s like how people now say “I seen” instead of “I saw”; they’ve misheard “I have seen”…

Tell me they asked for their usuals after that and you just gave them the same plates.

She probably thought that shooting star that goes over the castle in the Disney logo was a dome closing over to keep the rain out.

To be fair, a dome that big would be kind of magical.