I'm so torn about this. I think not vaccinating is (assuming it's by choice as opposed to something like financial constraints) extremely irresponsible, but I'm also highly dubious of the government mandating a medical procedure. That said, parents with sick children don't have the right to make other kids sick.

This is awesome, but I'm genuinely not surprised that a four-year-old is smarter than a 17-year-old. Teenagers aren't exactly well known for their well thought-out plans.

Adults don't pay for the children they have, they pay for the children they were. Everyone was a child, thus paying your share now is settling your debt from 0-18+.

Then you'd probably like to know it's called "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" and not, you know, what you said.

Because of the whackadoodles America's most ardently wrong voters have elected to represent them in the House.

"I guess nobody explained to Mufasa that when a hyena eats a baby lion, the hyena turns into grass, and then the antelopes eat the grass! It's the circle of life, Mufasa! Mufasa is maybe not the greatest grass scientist."

"If, once per day, Barack Obama killed and ate three of my cousins, I'm not sure how long I'd be a registered democrat."

Oh I didn't get to go to sleepovers. My parents had a lot of rules about socializing that pretty much meant that I hung out with my sister and read a lot of Y/A novels about nerdy girls who eventually got boyfriends.

Talk about a Felonious Hunk!

Yeah, when he's not smiling. I gotta see the teeth to judge. The teeth can ruin everything.

So excited x 2 + So scared = Me.

I personally find fart AND period talk distasteful. 8-/ I'm not trying to stifle the conversation! This article is clearly for period discussion! I just mean in my personal life I..don't want to know about it unless like, you're bleeding/shitting to death and you need help. Feel free not to tell me about all the blood…

Unrelated, but are we accepting the use of "girl" to describe grown women? Because I really find it irksome that we've collectively decided that a 20-something is a "girl." She's a grown woman. She should be treated as such, including in language. Oh well.

They didn't start loosing their shit until you played that getaway music!

You should try out for Shark Tank with those numbers.

You're right. I used to blame third party voters for "robbing" elections; now I see them as the only people left who actually believe in a better system. Blind party voters are the worst.

Clearly Monica, a intern in her young 20s, was a predator against literally the most powerful man in the world. Isn't he the real victim here?

Larry Wilmore! Great!