I found that Sessler's kitchy commentary was getting a bit dated.

Thats like the case of the guy who walked into his doctors office with a sharp pain in his pointer figure due to a sprain and he said "Doc, what can you do to make this pain go away?" The doctor said, "Well, i could write a perscription for a painkiller, but your insurance wont cover it, and it will cost 80$ a month.…

I scanned for a page!

After reading about how he pretty much owns MY internet, I understand why he is represented in his image with an incredibly huge head. Kudos Mr. Denton.

Little do they know, but on the other side of the wall, their neighbor is calling DHS counter-terrorism agents to report two people yelling "Muhammad Jihad!". What the neighbor doesnt understand, is that they are simply playing battlefield 3, and crashing C4-covered buggys into tanks.

She clearly dyes her hair. A true Blonde would be holding the controller backward.

Someone beat me to the punch too, by 1 minute or less. haha. If it were socially acceptable, I would wear this as a t-shirt.

Hah, you beat me by 1 minute.

Ah, yet again Kotaku offers me the opportunity to post my favorite jpeg of them all...

He monopolizes the domain squatting business and 80% of gawker commenters state he is a douche.... as they log-in to post their comments via their facebook, Google or twitter accounts.... Business is business.

No, I know. I was mixing snark with point. Controlling assets is nothing new in the global economy. The WTO can impose pretend sanctions if they want, but I doubt it would do much.

Less chance of getting gunned down due to population densities in those states.

I find it slightly amusing that Obama filed a complaint with the WTO over China controlling and mining materials held within their own borders. If the U.S. controlled 95-97% of the world's crude oil deposits, would we let china come in and mine? Hell no.

Mario RPG is one of the most under-rated gems for the SNES. I have two copies, one in its original packaging, unopened, and one that has been beat to a pulp because ive played it that much.

Can I just throw any/all 3DS titles, because that means I actually bought a 3DS... and right away.... Ugh i hate the thing.

Which step is collect underwear? How does this plan to yield profit?

Let's also discuss how almost all those same places are experiencing Aprils where average temperatures are well BELOW the national averages for this time of the year.

I didn't feel the need to highlight my own distate for his craziness. That was a given. This is a secondary point. Videogames were not used as a scapegoat, but they are still a focal point of the coverage. My point is that in his eccentric rambling, we shouldn't be hanging on small aspects, rather look at the bigger…

So using the mainstream media's logic:

Darkseid and nate venture: Google his name. The industry that he works in is pretty internet saavy. I doubt his reputation will ever be salvageable. You know the general theory is that links on pages 2-X on any google search are ignored. The first page's 10 links, one isn't a horrid story on him. And that ONE is his…