Clearly you aren't an animal feeder at the zoo. That's gotta lower it to 5/2

I was slighty hoping that they would have a female lead this time around. I guess female assassins are like all the other females in the time period - subordinate.

I was being snarky. I'd much prefer a Edradour myself.

It better be able to make me a martini.

Not really, its just a tested example of what people figured out weeks after the announcement of the console. Analysts and Developers discussed the capabilities of the device right after it was initially announced. This just happens to be a hands-on verification of the initial thoughts. It's disappointing.

May 12th, 2005: Microsoft officially announces the Xbox 360.

When Radiohead did their first "pay what you want" album I paid over what sticker would have been because I appreciated the gesture, and wanted to support an artist I appreciated. I gladly paid 60$ for ME3, but the point remains the same, why not reward the early adopters? And no, a gun and possibly some armor doesn't…

A couple months from release, fine. Within 1 month, come on. :)

Once again we see how much the gaming industry loves early adopters. F*ck you very much microsoft and Bioware.

I love how this "artist" is trying to hide behind his "art". This probably started with him telling lies, those lies snowballing into bigger ones, and then big green $$$ flashing in front of his face.

Is this a joke?

Yeah, the only strategy you could take was to memorize the patterns of the attacks, or you were boned. There are some CRAZY vids on youtube etc etc.

Ikaruga. nuff said.

Why cant we just assume that Cerberus' implants are making Shepard 'improve' in every aspect, including aesthetics?

Dont get me wrong, i do enjoy the really clever ones, but its almost like people there try too hard. I picture a middle aged man at his work computer straining to find a way to mix a story about how Chris Cook beat his girlfriend into a joke.

You know what, it is still better than Deadspin. I'm sick of how every comment needs to be some pedantic, snarky play on words, otherwise it isn't worthy.

I thought it was rather obvious who wrote the code and funded it....

Hey I dedicated a good amount of time to glitching in Halo 2, i just did it in private games and for fun. The design flaws uncovered by the multiplayer community and exploited on xbox live games ruined Halo 2 for me. You couldn't play Big Team without hackers.

Bring on the flying tanks, superbouncers, and speed hacks....

I dont think there are enough sharks or dinosaurs for SyFy to want to get involved.