Well, he was going to to do exactly what you suggested, but then he saw Beadle's comments and he couldn't help himself.

Has anyone reached out to Ella Masar - @emasar3 - for comment?

Probably not unless they were really cost-efficient, but it definitely deserved a better fate than a single asshole killing it himself

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.

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"But point taken, tittie boy" - FYI, Ronda Rousey is a female MMA athlete.

I will volunteer to take on the serial killer gap. I have a list.

While I fully agree with your sentiment, when you include the cost of open bar and food, $200/person really isn't that much if you're getting married in a big city. Shit is suuuuuuuuuper expensive these days.

For every old man artist seeking validation of himself, there's a woman seeking validation of herself.

I agree that Moore is the one who made the vows, and is the one responsible for the breakup of his marriage. But when you know a man is married, and you are friends with the woman he is married to, you back. the. fuck. off. Remove yourself from that situation- and pronto- otherwise, you are an asshole. If the marriage…

For all the women so eager to give Ms. Prinz a full pass for her behavior, I'm guessing most of you haven't had your husband fall in love with someone in your social circle. I have, and I believe that of course the husband is hugely, even mainly at fault. But I also believe there is a special place in hell for women…