*Yawn*

Really, just fruit? That doesn't sound exciting to find at all :(

The Armored One has got my vote. Total badass.

In other words:

Jesus, why you gotta break balls.

Nah, all my GC controllers got destroyed by a combination of alcohol and super smash parties. That does sound cool though, I want to find one for an original Nintendo controller.

I'm using a ps3 controller emulated as an xbox 360 controller to play pikmin (which I own) on a gamecube emulator on my pc. Computers are the shit.

Stockings ftw.

You may have both kinds but that doesn't mean you know how to cook it...

Ha so you admit it! American bacon comes from the belly. You guys call that 'streaky' bacon. Its the only real bacon there is. But 'bacon' in the UK and Ireland tends to refer mostly to 'back' bacon, thick, hard-cooked pork chops in reality. I don't know where you got the 'American butchery is spare rib/side', because…

When I was in high school I rode the bus one day, and I witnessed a little boy spit, freaking spit, into the gameboy color cartridge-hole-thingy. And it cut on right when he turned it on.

This is the fourth time I've brought out the diagram on here:

They're all right. I prefer swiss cake rolls though.

You're British. You have fake bacon and bad teeth, don't talk about my Twinkies ya fogbreather.

1:17 would've been perfect for a slow-mo 'reach for the sky'.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if the real 'trans-biased' people saw their kid playing this game period it'd be an emergency trip to the pastor's house for a pray the gay away session.

'Purposely taking advantage of a group that has a large abundance of people with social and possibly mental issues in this way is obviously going to lead to incidents like this.'