Having bounced from the East Coast to the Midwest to Canada to the South, here’s some regionals I’ve discovered. Disclaimer, I’m white, so on the one hand some of it might be easier for me to see ‘cause their guard lowers, but on the other I’m not on the receiving end so YMMV.

MIDWEST: They’re super mega into college…

For the life of me I will never get “i like _ college team but could never get into that school”. Apropos of this list

Texas Edition:

at first I was like whattt... realized that it is Barry White not Barry Manilow.

Let’s continue the list because I’m quite sure a number of your readers are still stuck on stupid.

And Clapton’s “Wonderful Tonight.”

Patti was also the inspiration for George Harrison’s classic “Something”.

Funny story: The Chain (and a bunch of songs on that album, Rumours) was written because each of the relationships within Fleetwood Mac was falling apart, and everyone started to hate each other. One person in the middle of that drama was the wife of Mick Fleetwood, Jenny Boyd. So The Chain was partly written about…

Rupaul won for best reality host second year in a row (and Zaldy, who does all her drag gowns won for best costume)!

1) “The boy’s uncle, Lyrik Martin, who also posted photos of his injuries on social media, wrote in a post that he wasn’t sure the attack was racially motivated”

Cocaine doesn’t put ideas of child sex in your mind, though. King already had that idea, coke or not.

We definitely see eye to eye on this. I was a big fan when I was a kid. Things were starting to make me uneasy as time went on and after reading Firefly I tried to go back and read his Xanth novels again and my eyes were opened to juuuust how creepy Mr. Anthony was. What a shame.

And yet... we live in a world where Piers Anthony’s Firefly was actually published. I mean, how did that even happen?

I thought he was high AF on cocaine when he wrote it. Made sense to me (in that vein).

Everyone just calls it Avonlea.

IT’S *ROAD* TO AVONLEA YOU FAKE FAN!!!11!!1

If you didn’t love Sarah in the series Avonlea then may I suggest a heart transplant to replace the cold, dark one you have inside of you right now.

I’m gonna be so salty when time travel is finally invented and I can’t go anywhere.

This might replace that “guy blinking” gif as my new favorite reaction shot for everything that comes from the Trump camp.

I think sanctuary cities should counteroffer with a refusal to pay any taxes...starting with the ones that fund this ham monster of a Congressman’s salary. Let’s see how the Trunp-loving rural areas of Georgia do when the cities start keeping funds to themselves (and I say this as someone who lives in farm country).