YUP. I have literally measured myself out 1/4 of a cup of real ice cream as my evening snack many nights and it was 100x better. Probably going to do it again tonight after all this ice cream talk.

“The company, named after the biblical version of paradise where things weren’t as great as they seemed...”

Perfect lead gif is perfect.

On behalf of ironic media non-consumers I’d like to present you the Smugly Unaware of Hit Show Medal of Honour.

screaming, “I’M THE ONE THAT CARES!!!” while clutching a water bottle and a cigarette in the same hand.

As long as we can eventually bask in the deliciousness of both the formula and the food - I’m good. These shows and the niceness of the competitors will always be soothing and nutritious.

Mary Berry is my car radio wallpaper. She hates my taste in music

Then explain how all of the other US-bake offs (including one with Paul) failed while the only one to succeed had Merry Berry all by her charming, lonesome self.

The BBC ought to hire Sue and Mel as hosts as well. This should just be GBBO without Paul and more foods.

I hope it will be as soothing as GBBO and not some circus TV.

GBXXBO?

He is oddly mild by our cooking show standards, which is sad. I mean Gordon Ramsey is screaming for people to fuck off and throwing their food in the trash all over the place.

I will watch anything with Mary Berry in it.

Just putting this here for the folks who aren’t clicking through to the Billboard article:

Clive Owen too old and too typecast.

Dalton’s movies are the most boring. It’s not his fault, he got screwed by b.s. writing in the service of them trying to “modernize” the brand to a “Miami Vice” world of the time.

yeah well YOU’RE WRONG

I’d enjoy a Tom Hardy Bond.

But he’s boring. His Bond is just an off his game Bourne who is still somehow in his origin story.