I usually enjoy a good hate-watch, ivy league education and literary/arts world careers are just so played out. I already hate-watched Dear White People for this, Friends from College is just the re-occurring characters from Dear White People in 20 years.

Of all of the things to make the focus of your work, “I want to help rapists get away with it” is one of the most screwed up imaginable. I swear the entire republican party, but especially this administration has decided that they want to be comic book villains.

Wait that dumb fuck thing at Bed Bath and Beyond that lets you make your own shitty grape soda? What?

While they’re at it...can we also demand she doesn’t touch Public Service Loan Forgiveness...I’m 4 years away from my student loans being wiped away....

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

“Clinton lost- get over it! It’s that simple!”

You’re having an argument with yourself, why would I want to chime in?

You are...not nearly as informed about recent events as you think you are.

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

This is what I hate about the argument being put forth. No one in their fucking right mind up to election night ever imagined in their worst-case-scenario that Trump would ever win. You, me, the rest of the voters, and even the Republicans.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat…

They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

The story of Aladdin comes from 1001 Arabian nights. And that work is actually a collection of stories from throughout the middle east and India. The Aladdin story wasn’t even an original part of the 1001 Arabian nights. It was added by a French author in the 1800s. It’s no more authentically Arab than The Jungle…

IRANIANS ARE NOT PERSIANS. They only use that word because “Iranian” became a scary thing during the Ayatollah’s anti-American stance in the 70s.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

Maybe in Japan things like facts still matter, but we’re making America great one ridiculous rumor at a time!

This is what we have reviews for. The onus is on the consumer to research what they pay for. Although there are some cases in which one who is selling a product is at fault, this is not one of those moments.

Everyone in America should read the book. Right now... I’ll wait. Ok then. The most important part is the book-within-the-book: