This is my problem as well with the people who are very much opposed to cochlear implants because of the impact on deaf culture. That's because that stance is very much a political stance which is thinking primarily about the good of the deaf community and not about what's best for the individual involved. It also…

The cochlear implant argument has some pretty serious implications outside of the deaf community that they seem unwilling or not ready to acknowledge, and I get that: the culturally deaf movement is relatively new. The issue I have is when there is someone in power deciding for someone who is not, like a child.

They aren't refusing to fuck you because you have no money. It's because of your shitty personality.

Going to a nude co-ed spa was pretty therapeutic that way. There was something oddly equalizing about being around all these different naked people, even if some were more attractive than I am. Just being naked outside is amazing!

Perhaps if we were all naked more of the time it would open our eyes to what people actually look like as opposed to what the media portrays.

This is just sad in so many ways.

GODDAMNITSOMUCH

Well, since there seems to be lots of evidence of the assault, I hope that the assailants are arrested. If that does not happen, I hope that Tyra and Janell file a lawsuit against the authorities for not prosecuting, and against the perpetrators themselves.

Kate and I got into a pretty heated discussion over this. I'm pro-Dave. She's anti "because he puts his mouth on the microphone when he sings."

Calm down guys. He thought he was Jewish in the 2nd grade!

Miley is so nuts that it's just fun.

I think I'd be too star-struck to ever leave.

This is obviously a fake. Solange is not capable of a hit.

For those keeping score at home that's a total of 100 problems for Jay now.

Beyonce probably meant to handle it at home. Afterwards, Beyonce and Solange go home in the same car, and Beyonce doesn't allow Jay-Z to get into the car with them.

While kicking out with her heel, Solange is held back by her bodyguard, who TMZ believes you can see also hitting the emergency stop button on the elevator.