You win.

If I end up with a child that wants to go into porn I would fully support them and be glad they were able to do something they loved. I would not spend too much time thinking about the things they did with their bodies that has nothing to do with me. I would not feel some weird ownership over their virginity and…

It might be because other desperation jobs involve things like drugs, robberies, black market trading... things with clear victims and damage done. With sex it's just sex. Something almost everyone has at some point anyway. The only negative stigmas are fabricated. There's no real reason to hate on sex work so…

I have other choices and take other choices but only because sex work is illegal where I am. If being a sex worker was safe and legal and not so horribly ostracized in this world I would LOVE to be a Madam of my own brothel and would take so much joy in servicing patrons. I love sex. I think there are too many…

I grew up in a house with guns and lots of gun safety. That rule is so wired into me that I was actually lecturing my husband LAST NIGHT about it because he was pointing a powerful nerf gun at my face from only a couple of feet away. I freaked out a little because I wouldn't have died but it would have hurt! He…

also I read through the comments and didn't see anything about San Fran obviously being represented by one of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. They are wonderful in every way.

I hadn't considered that as a reason for the minicupcakes or those other horrible things: cake pops. (fuck cake pops.) I suppose it would be a way for someone who can't have much (like my diabetic father) who still craves them to get a little fix with less risk of death. Thank you for helping me understand!

until recently I had Never met a carrot cake I liked. The place I work has one now that's so beautiful that I have a piece every week. I am ready to explore further the idea of sweet carrots. The muffin you described intrigues me and I want some.

I don't understand. Saying a salad is just leaves is like saying a burger is just a cow. It's still edible and I find it yummy. No bacon, thanks. It's just pig.

coleslaw is mostly made of mayo. (ew)

what the hell have you been eating in the English pubs? I'm really trying to figure out what you might be talking about and it's just not happening.

I think I understand now, is it a mouth feel thing? I love soup but I def. need at least a little bit of something that offers resistance and needs chewing (like crackers) to have with or in it so that my brain can understand I've eaten. Without the actual chewing it's like my brain thinks I've just had a really big…

One of the things that made me feel most like an alien after I moved from the USA to England was no one ever getting my SNL references. It never happened. I've bought the first few seasons and I'm forcing my English husband to watch them so he'll know what the hell I'm talking about. I will slowly buy THEM ALL. …

Not to mention that I don't need plates or utensils for cupcakes. No dishes. Just delicious cake and delicious frosting all in my mouth. When people tell me about diets and ridiculous things they're doing like juice cleanses I point out that if we died tomorrow they will have wasted their time on a cup of green…

omg my first period. I knew what was coming, and I told my mom I was pretty sure I would start soon. She made sure I knew where the supplies were. And then when it happened I couldn't figure out how to bring it up in a way that wasn't totally mortifying. I've no idea why I was embarrassed. So I just didn't say…

I love sex outside, I enjoy sex in cars. Even though it was in a backseat that I got my dodgy back injury I will not badmouth the fun of the experience! One should be aware of surrounding areas and all risks involved... like parking and screwing at the top of a HILL. Probs not a good idea. I am impressed that…

This is beautiful, like she's wearing a dusting of diamonds made of stars. I love it. And she's got a stunning figure for it. Hell, I want to wear it and I'm a tubby thing! I'd feel like I was made of magic in this. I'm so glad to know glitter is a viable outfit choice. Just glitter. Everywhere.

Possible names: The Beyoncidence? The Solange Shakeup? No Love In An Elevator? The Carter Catastrophe? Someone come up with something involving the words 'In-laws' and 'Lift.'

That's what I'm thinking. Traveling all together is obviously a bad idea, and you'd want to go with the violent party to try and keep them calm on the way.

My kindof feminism cares about more than sex. Maybe being 'cheated on' isn't the end of the world because a relationship is more than intercourse? You can be a feminist (someone who believes everyone deserves equality) and still do things like forgive someone for hurting you and being in a complicated relationship. …