Was carrying 3 hot plates of food outside to a table. A guy on the way in decided to "hold the door" for me. First of all, the door is on a hinge so I just kick it with my foot and it gets out of the way. Second of all, he didn't hold it by standing on the door side so I could get by. He made a weird bridge of his…

Let me tell you why most of the time the women complain. Because most of the time the men are the ones that screwed up the damn order. I see it constantly in my pub. The couple decide what they want. The man comes and orders. I read back the order. If there's ever any confusion I go over it two extra times JUST…

As an American working in England I can vouch for this. I'm always quick to let the tourists from my homeland know the 411 because it's a pretty big difference. Americans, if you're visiting the UK and you fancy a lemonade make sure you ask for Cloudy Lemonade. Cloudy Lemonade is a squeezed lemon. If you ask for…

stop splitting the bill with her. Before you dine inform the server you will be requiring a separate check. Maybe you won't get her discount but you also won't get her nightmare behavior and if it happens enough (have any other mutual friends that agree? get them in on it.) maaaaybe she'll 1) realize she has a…

I dunno but here's one of my celeb stories:

I'm seeing a lot of indignant Americans freaking out over the Franco thing.

This was me, btw. Cleared cookies recently and forgot how I signed in originally. Oops.

This just isn't a fair question. We need both to survive, like water and air!

I remember when I was first prescribed those back in the day. I took my pill. I took a really, really long nap. My mom asked how I was doing. I said "the house could burn down and I would Not Care." I started taking only half-pills after that. It really helped me through a crap time and I was a little sad when I…

I Love the Belle bra! It goes up to a JJ but only in some waist sizes...

I came to say in my circles it's the Stride of Pride. Gettin laid is awesome.

I was going to say the same thing! I got the idea from the comic scandinavia and the world.

Look, if someone doesn't know that putting a dirty cloth up their vagina was bad for them and is what's causing their illness and you DO know but you make an excuse not to tell them, like you are, then you are an asshole. The spread of education to help heal and save lives is not a dirty western habit, it is a nice…

I hate that here in the UK they only pap smear every few years and not every year. They think I'm being paranoid and American every time I bring it up. Meanwhile the statistics for catching things too late exist and my family has a history of things not working right. UGH!

seeing this read live at a showing of the monologues made me agree 100% how great the word cunt is. It's just fun to SAY!

Now that we know, though, the results are tainted. How many people are just making joke searches to see if someone posts about them? Seriously the first word that came up when I looked was FAUST.

I could not handle how much I disliked Stephanie. I had two younger siblings and she just stomped around being all the things that bugged me about them. Michelle was too young to be actually annoying for most of it. I just felt so bad for DJ most of the time. I was so grateful that I didn't have a sister!

Oooh I remember my foray into manmeat. It's one of my scandalous stories of excellent youth... but the bottom line was it was some of the best sex EVER until I got to know him. Once I started listening to the things he said I just got annoyed and had to end the romps. I was so disappointed. It was really good sex.

surprise: he was already a working actor before Twilight. As a matter of fact, thanks to his role as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter he was already well known. Twilight brought him out of the "happy working actor" arena and into the "masses of psychotic fans" arena which he was not comfortable with. He never asked…

Missing the point. In an equal world you can do all that and no one judges you. A husband could do that and no one would judge him. A wife could be the one to work instead AND earn the same amount as a man for doing it. EQUAL. Things are not equal, so people are unhappy.