Rude much? Some people don't keep up with these things, and simply want the freedom jailbreaking offers. Back off, mate.

Destroy? Of course not. Work very hard at making the majority of it completely insufferable and inhabitable to anything above cockroaches? Easily.

Top. Men.

...The hell? Why?

MicroATX

Touche. :D

A lot of their promo stuff is really, really badly photoshopped.

The ironic part is the one you linked to is sold out everywhere with no restock date.

Water came rushing in from the side with the hole, filling the opposite side. So the ship capsized in that direction until the amount of water inside the bottom of the ship equalized and water was no longer coming in.

Perhaps Coal + The LHC?

That's hilariously backwards. God help the poor souls that interview with you. I understand where you're coming from, having to hear it myself every fucking day of the week through several interviews, but really? Telling them to leave over a simple phrase is inane. You obviously work in sales of some sort, right?…

Hah! I lol'd irl. :D

The amount of air you can blow out is a common medical procedure to test for lung capacity, that's why it matters.

He knows things we don't.

Not even really fair to compare them at all. The Civic weighs almost 800 pounds more, and isn't even in the same class. Plus, the new Si's are ugly as sin.

Yes, yes you are crazy. You pop out two stunning gorgeous middle-eastern inspired daughters. And then you pop out Shrek. One of these things is not like the other.

They wouldn't do that kind of an announcement at anything other than their own WWDC.

Really? I've seen his 911 cruising around and I always thought it was absolutely stunning.

Alternatively, it's a white 4S, and the colour saturation is way off in the photo since it appears to have been taking with some sort of brick.

We're already here. :D