I laughed at "illuminated man"

"Alright! Guys! What we're going to do is put the Optimus Prime vs Mega*etc* fight BENEATH the rocket launch! ... What do you mean they'll explode? Of COURSE they'll explode! We'll film the explosion for a different scene, and edit the giant fighting robots in with CGI. Annnnd... Action!"

Kindle. 5.99$

I'm about half way through, and I have to say, I can't see any of this being converted in to random musical numbers or insane hyper-violent comedy moments.

Would be the most awesome thing ever... I mean, minus the Prothean thing.

I highly doubt "Oh Goody" is the proper term for that. More like "Oh sweet jesus, get a gun and run for the bunkers"

Watch it high. It's pretty funny. They get the story so incredibly wrong that it hurts.

Man, I saw that in theatres and almost completely forgot about it. I don't know if you remember when Kotaku was posting all those articles about fan-made SF movies, but they were so much better!

Behold, the new layout. The article even looks similar to it.

You must be new here, huh? It's generally accepted here, and mostly everywhere, that people who drive manual transmissions are more in tune with car culture, and also better drivers.

So that gives us what, 200 years or so to move out of the way\cut them down?

Right? We need to develop some sort of tree that will live without air, and simply thrive on the oxygen from moon water\ice. Then they could literally be moon trees.

Please add to MvCC3.

Any Saturn or Toyota made after 1986.. Unless it's a Sky Turbo or an FT86\AE86\AW11\SW20

It should be the same thing the original Z28 was. The plain Jane "V8 Camaro" option. Manual transmission, 450hp engine, cloth seats, no sunroof, MAYBE power windows, a basic radio, and no center gauges. Make it 29,995$ to give the new 5.0 a run for it's money, and call it done.

I'd like to know how it was 'embarrassingly bad', if you will? I found it to be perfectly fine. Voice acting was fine, and though she repeated the word 'liar' a few too many times, she seemed perfectly relevant to the times, which is a good thing. I mean really, you can't expect them to take the DC Universe from the…

Supernatural has jumped the shark. Or, the directors were watching Stargate, and saw the episode Wormhole Extreme.

Smallville has jumped the shark. Or, the directors were watching Stargate, and saw the episode Wormhole Extreme.

I'm confused... Bad CGI pasted over poorly shot background\stock images? Wat?

I think the Eminem bit is because he was raised in Detroit and has an emotional, personal connection with it as a place that shaped who he is today, and how it shaped his success. Much like they were saying about Chrysler itself in the commercial.