I’m very bored, very drunk, and very close to grabbing it. But even if I don’t now, it sounds more awesome than what I initially gathered about it. I’m mostly in.

“What? Unhappy is seven letters, not five!”
-me reading the first paragraph, realizing why I don’t do crossword puzzles

I think Ari is just relying too much on the radar because I agree, these sound like welcomed changes. (OG Halo fan myself)

It’s always good to see more advancement being made in the area of multiplayer bots: not only does it allow more potential for larger-scale battles, but it also means one team isn’t automatically doomed by rage-quitters.

No, that was my low-effort shit-take. here’s the high-effort one. The one that an editor at a multimillion-dollar website should have done before they published this.

My problem is that he says the game is great, but never tells me why. And yeah, I DID read the whole review. It breaks down like this:
1. Intro paragraph…

TL;DR - The game doesn’t play great, the loot doesn’t do anything, the leveling mechanics don’t operate intuitively, the map sucks, upgrading weapons is arbitrarily difficult, and all of this may just actually blow up your Xbox for all we know. BUT if you have a sufficiently-sized hard-on for cyberpunk minutiae, it’s…

No need to dust if you just peel off the top layer of every surface of your house.

Rainbow Six Extraction and Riders Republic are both slipping—the latter much more than the former

I’m here from the future to tell you Dread does eventually come out in 2021.

Hey, Kotaku. I’ve been in the video game industry for 12 years and have been following your blog as my favorite video game news source since, I believe, before that. I love what you do and think your voice is very important. You advocate for progressive ideals, call out things that others won’t, and generally say what…

Thanks, but it’s helpful to include that in the post. I doubt most people start reading a post, immediately click out on the first link, then come back to finish reading if it’s a platform they play on.

Would you please include the platform(s) the game is available on?

they literally talk about how someone is making the game at the end of the article lol

You can either end the war or keep fighting. Going with the latter will end the war right there.

“The next game will be released for PC, consoles, and cloud platforms. (Whatever that means.)“

Turning one of my favorite characters, with a mouth as foul as her heart is big, into an object to gawk at in order to score invisible video game points is childish and offensive.

My ship is falling, my ship is falling
There’s a leak, there’s a leak in the boiler room—

...Wait, that’s not the lyric

Only vaguely on-topic, but would you guys consider doing full GamePass release coverage, the same way you do Xbox Gold or PS Plus? It feels a little inconsistent at the moment, by which I mean ‘big’ additions - or departures, like this one - get covered, but I’d love to have more consistent coverage, month to month,…

Descendants. Ancestors came before us, descendants come after us. That is all.