The game literally became available today for the public today - maybe wait a little before writing about the end of the game? Or are you guys really that hard up for content?

Maam this is a video game website

No, it’s Veronica Corningstone. Tits McLink is on vacation.

Exactly. Everyone wants to state opinions confidently, because that has a wider appeal than caveating the nuances (even when that nuance is just a clear distinction between the scope you’re trying to imply). But no one wants to reconcile with the reaction they’ve invoked with their framing.

You had me until:

How can you even SEE us, from astride a horse that high?

“Roiland was arrested and released with a $50,000 bond in August 2020 and pleaded not guilty to both charges in October of that same year."

Did they?! Ha I legit couldnt make it through a couple paragraphs. This is one of the most trash articles I have seen on here. I came straight to the comments after rolling my eyes on my first attempt to read it. Im super glad people are dragging the author for their garbage take.

quoting your own tweet in your own article... classy.

Not sure what’s up with that, but the Deck should “sleep” just fine. I tap the top button, it does that little blinky/wave thing and sleeps. I tap it again, it’s right back to where it was in seconds (lit. 3 seconds, I just tried it).

The battery does drain in sleep mode, albeit more slowly than usual. And battery…

Yep.

few generational neologisms are more fucking irritating than “kinda mid” not even going at the article, its just the combination of apathy and inarticulateness that just is so fucking obnoxious. explain, not just the dispassionate shoulder shrug that that hell-spawned term implies. It is the verbal equivalent of a…

“Centrist”

Because you had a prophecy that a decade later they would do something like this? Can I have upcoming lotto numbers? 

It looks like she’s being accused because she’s a pretty woman.

If no one in your life has told you yet: you are really fucking stupid.

No. The biggest gripe is the corporate exploitation of Black people and Black culture. Specifically, the concept that a corporation can create a digital “Black” icon—a fake non-human who doesn’t have the lived experience to be Black, who doesn’t genuinely come from or represent Black people or their culture, but is…

Video games are so weird. Imagine going to the park with a couple of friends to play a pick up game and like 10% of the time an NBA prospect joined in.

They can’t. Their entire identity is being an exhaustive twat on the internet.

Take a day off.