Guys,

If your attention is held by cleavage, an attractive face, or a shapely body in the absence of what you consider to be “compelling content,” then that’s a result of you thinking with your dick, rather than being the erudite consumer of online entertainment you believe yourself to be.

If you are led to spend money…

You’re pretending like the two genders already exist on a level playing field. In a patriarchal society, that just isn’t true.

It seems to me that you have whole generations of people worldwide that have been conditioned over the last 40+ years to react negatively and sometimes violently to the mere suggestion of admitting the sins of the past and trying to make amends going forward. These people have been raised to believe that their actions…

Oh. Oh this is fun.

Hammered smasher gets smashed by ban-hammer.

So we’re in early 2018 right now, am I to understand that Master Chief Collection was released three years ago in the future?

You get used to it, I don’t even see the text. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.

Hm. I wasn’t sold on this, to be honest. Each character played like a shittier version of BJ (fitting, considering each of the three upgrades are unconvincingly repackaged for each of the three characters) and Valiant’s section especially highlighted all of the problems I had with the stealth segments (I eventually…

Really? I thought they were all fairly boring reductive take on main campaign gameplay. Since they all sort of frame their levels through the one harness power they get.

While the Jessica Valiant level is probably the strongest due to the stealth. That just kind of makes it a good normal stealth level and nothing…

I had a dear friend who was the most physically gifted person I’d ever seen. He could and did regularly walk up the Jacob’s Ladder, no hands, backward, ring the bell with his foot, and walk back down.

When I was like 5 I begged my mom to play some carnival games—— she decided to let me play but as a learning experience so I’d understand losing and that you can’t really win those kind of games, and gambling is bad. She let me pick any game I wanted and I picked the wheel of fortune—- the game I was probably most…

This guy truther highlighting a HS volleyball SCtop10 play. Thanks dude.

Enjoy your weekend of driving through your neighborhood documenting minute lawn violations to report to your homeowner’s association.

When I buy a ticket for a raffle (any kind really, including gun, beer, turkey, whatever) I aim to win something other than money. So is buying a raffle ticket not gambling? I am paying money for a chance to gain a select piece of property, product, or goods that I otherwise would have to pay market price for......

Payi…

did you use to work for clickhole.com, you got me

My biggest takeaway from the article is that not only is American McGee a person, that’s his birth name. I always thought it was only the name of a development studio.

Was gonna say, I feel like I even saw this in a Kotaku highlight reel years ago

People have been doing this since 2013 sans the rocket bike. Still pretty cool tho

Out of curiosity, what was the game you enjoyed before the past 20 years?

Eggcellent reporting. I hope they crack the case soon. Cheating like this is no yolk. People who spoil other’s fun really makes my blood boil. They are basically poaching gyms. Their accounts should be fried.

This guy has him beat by 6 years