It looks good and all, but I was really hoping that next generation’s standard controllers would come with paddles on the underside. I have an Elite Controller (series one) and I don’t think that I will ever be able to go back. 

I hope it never happens, but if Kotaku ever gets the ax à la Deadspin, Jason needs to be the one to break the news. 

What are his “bits for tits and clits,” and why does he need 123456 of them?

This explains how and why the ball bounces funny. It must be hitting jaggies in the level geometry. Other balls in other sports don’t bounce as erratically. 

Ha! It’s my favorite album of theirs; it also has my favorite album artwork. 

For sure. “Oh,” they might say. “You didn’t win the $100 giftcard to Outback Steakhouse in last week’s raffle? Remember that coming in on Saturday AND Sunday nets you double the tickets!”

Being “rewarded” with a chance to win gifts from a raffle system where tickets are “paid” via mandatory extra hours is the premise of a Black Mirror episode that has yet to be written.

*looks at header picture*

Bungie splitting from Halo and Bungie splitting from Microsoft aren’t quite the same thing, especially when one considers the transitional years as 343 gradually took control of the franchise and Bungie met the contractual obligations of Microsoft.

First hinted at in... Fallout 6? Where the hell have I been?

Yes! Shame teachers!

The poker analogy that these idiots are trying to make is way off the mark. If we want to make an accurate poker analogy to what happened in this Smash tournament it would be something closer to a poker spectator shouting “HE COULD HAVE A POCKET PAIR OF ACES” or “WATCH OUT FOR THE FLOP.”

First we had a AAA-Ass game, and now we have a Holy Grail of Trash game. Looking forward to reading the comments for tomorrow’s misunderstood article title.

Incubus? I believe it was Breaking Benjamin. 

So, like, Cluster Truck without the needed quick-thinking?

You have very low expectations for twenty-nine year old men. I’m not sure you fully understand what people mean when they talk about actual youthful indiscretions.

My buddy and I weren’t really surprised by this ending at all when we were playing. I really don’t think people calling it legendary or amazing have played many games... Also, I think Splintercell ruined the ending for me. There was already a cooperative Splintercell game where the last level you and your online buddy…

It is about time. I mean, I have no close friends that purchased this game so I have been doing everything solo and it has been fun, but certainly challenging. This is my first MH game and I haven’t “settled” on a weapon yet. I keep moving back and forth between the heavy bowgun, insect glaive, bow, charge axe, and…

What does this response have to do with the announcement that matchmaking now works as intended? From your response, it sounds like you were doing everything solo, which has been a part of the game working since Day One.

If John has a twenty-seven kill streak and Bob has twenty-five kills, John still has more kills in his streak than Bob’s total kills... The total kills should be more than (or equal to) the largest streak... The potentially wrong name has nothing to do with this.