I live in LA and ...

I don't generally go to the WSJ for relationship advice. This is why.

I have no absolutely no idea what this says.

Of course commas and proper capitalization are important. Case in point:

OMG, there must have been so much pressure writing this article knowing that the grammar Nazis are swarming, combing over each character looking for an error.

If it's a problem-solving-type science class, just skip reading the book altogether. Do more problems. That is all.

I think it's really worth noting before paying any attention to Scott Adams for life advice that he is a huge, huge misogynist with horrible issues. Really, this isn't just nitpicking, he's a massively horrid rape-justifier:

I continue to dislike the autoplay video ads without the option to mute them.

I'm a restaurant manager and 12 year industry vet, and that list seems pretty made up to me. Definitely not written by someone that actually works at a (good) restaurant. Any normal restaurant uses a pretty simple costing equation for pricing their wine and liquor (and food). Food allergies are never overlooked, and…

Although I went to a 4-year university and am glad I did, I wish trade school had been presented as more of an option. 4-year college was sort of shoved down all of our throats as the best and only path, and it's simply not the right path for everyone. Had trade school been presented in an equally enthusiastic way, I…

There's always the Leslie Knope method...

She might as well have defecated on those poor innocent donuts.

I worked in a cube next to a woman who not only had an extremely loud voice, but who literally spent 80% of her day making personal phone calls. I am an attorney, so I was not only quite busy, but spent most of my time concentrating on detail-oriented work like drafting and reviewing legal agreements. I dealt with it…

I prefer Chocolate Milk.

Yeah, straight people do, all the time. Marriage and anniversary celebrations, proms and dances, dates, public displays of affections, etc.

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

At last, I can play Dead Island with my 20 month old daughter!

Oh yeah - didn't really mean it as the best language to learn first. Just expressing my C# fanboism :).

I love me some Perl, but its an interesting choice for an example of a "modern OOP" language. Its been around long before the rest of them, and to me the OO part feels bolted on as an afterthought.