I can't tell if these stories warmed my icy cold heart or chilled my raging hot anger.

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.