Love this and charts like this. Thanks!

Look—it’s Spock with a beard.

“Triangle? It’s more like ‘Bermuda Rhombus.’”

Tunguska was just them saying “hi.”

I don’t think, therefore you are.

“Here’s airtight proof you don’t exist.”

Jupiter’s Red Spot vanished, revealing “them.”

You seem to have MSPaint open...let me draw you a picture in there.

Shoot him now...shoot him now...

Yeah—much in the same way banning CFCs did nothing to remedy the degradation of the ozone layer.

Rid o’ Rat looks just like Skinny n’ Sweet except for the skull and crossbones on the box...

Murder She Commited

Is that your own work? Nice either way.

Regular or BQ?

That’s the sticky wicket.

That’s more emoting than Damon did right there.

Very astute analysis. Well done.

Our unabashed dictionary defines “batshit” as this.

And I’m in the audience to suspend my disbelief.