“Captain—I find highly illogical the notion the child would appreciate and/or be able to utilize the gift of an antique malfunctioning Russian space station.”

Best laugh today...thanks.

“How about “Row Row Row...uh...Row Row <cough> Row...Your Boat.”

“CHRISTMAS...OUT OF DANGER???”

All too easy or something.

Pop quiz: Which of these would melt on the surface of Venus?

So apparently The Muppets trolled all of us whom were looking to them to achieve the edge they had in the Seventies, but not dare go sharper than such.

Oh for chrissakes...substance abuse amongst jazz players...of which Zoot is at least a meta-one...is well-documented. To acknowledge it full on is fucking funny and not taking any cheap shots at drunken music people like myself.

The Seventies were fun and sweet and innocent at the end of the day, that’s was missing at the end of this day.

Eden Lake. The slow burn segue as the survivor thinks she’s found salvation in kind samaritans only to realize she’s out of the pan and into the fire. Absolutely chilling.

We all knew there’d come a day when Star Wars would wane enough in popularity that it’d have to piggyback on Watership Down-mania for attention.

I was going to ask you where one might find said poster but then thought “teach a fish to man up” and so forth so here is what I’m assuming you were referring to.

They’re right—just like institutional misogyny exploded after the mass production of sex toys.

COPD COTD

Yup: more funding for SETI research and sanguine survivalists...wow: this Hugo-nominee practically writes itself!

This late 1970s flick isn’t a masterpiece...