Okay I’m kinda in awe of you too re: “Yoda’s ghost stew.”

Porkins Jedi Ghost.

Yeah bootstraps and shit...”catch up” on a playing field as level as El Capitan.

But he would be the first to achieve, as far from an expert shot, a feat of marksmanship that the military’s best riflemen didn’t come close to achieving in re-enactment.

That Eisenhower had three occasions to meet with extraterrestrials of the “Nordic” variety in 1954 and reached an agreement that in exchange for exotic technological know-how, the U.S. government would give tacit sanction to the abduction of humans for genetic study.

What are the dome structures? Soccer stadia?

Cracked me up.

That Iran-Contra was going to make Watergate look like Teapot Dome. Yeah—decades later Republicans are still reeling from it.

Here’s an image from the meeting in which they hammered out the details (e.g. how many deaths would surely ensue from cluttered aisles, blocked fire exits, etc.).

The Yankees have nothing in common with Firestone® tires, but that didn’t stop them from having a theme night for such in which they gave away a set of four to each attendee as I recall.

Sarcastically?

Ummm...anyone?

We know he’s the one.

Huzzah!

TOLD YOU IT WAS FAKED!!!!

The callousness on the part of the witnesses has been resoundingly debunked as apocryphal. This article is moot at best.

I wonder if this thing can fly—I mean it’d be kind of a devolution of design if not.

It was certainly not an “otherwise good movie.” It was compelling at times but went out of its way to shit on its heritage. The heritage that if weren’t for it would have never gotten the budget it did to make it the eye candy and brain novocaine it was nothing more.

Trinity

Actually the unaired pilot was in color...and you’re kind of right.