Are you saying “Burns” or “Boo-urns?!?”

“Dear ‘In these United States...’”

I guess in the same sense that a D is passing (i.e. acceptable) and a C is average.

“I am so bored of people mistaking me for a model”

Granted:

....we can’t have nice things?

As if I needed another reason to love Michael Jackson.

No...he's stating outright it's okay to beat up someone over douchey fratboy looks...which when coupled with said individual assaulting women...is a requirement of the Geneva Convention.

The best response to this is to escalate our pursuit of this program, that miraculously manages to be as ineffectual as it is destabilizing, and in turn benefits no one but defense contractor whores—whom I might add must be loving this post.

Yes...there's no more gravier a train than employment litigation. You certainly showed this teet sucker.

If I'm not mistaken TipperGate was when Al Gore's wife was found in the cloakroom with Dee Snider at the PMRC hearings...correct?

My favorite piece of tripe is that it takes how many 10x the facial musculature to frown than to surrender to the supposed ease of a smile.

Yeah it takes 1000x times that to go into convulsions versus...ya know...not.

So fuck off biomechanical efficiency expert.

The "learn how to drive" woman @ 3:53 is actually Cartman...right?

He's the announcer.

He was docked a month's pay for extemporaneous editorializing.

Being turtley enough for the turtle club has its advantages.

Was Dylan a wussy, or a pussy when he sued (the admittedly dreadful) Hootie and the Blowfish for "I Only Want to be with You" in which they invoke Dylan lyrics after citing him by name in the context of the song?

What I take away from this:

1) Some folks with physical intimacy issues will be freaked out to the degree that they will not enjoy as intended.
2) Others with same will not.
3) Average people won't be thwarted by such and enjoy it with all its limitations and yet not stop copulating to perpetuate the species.
4) Porn…

I heard it was a kickass movie however.