Well, now we know he has what it takes to play on Sunday.

White boards and wood sticking out of the ground really get in the way of the white hill and wood sticking out of the ground.

You really underestimate how much white people love dogs by leaving Michael Vick off that most hated list.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

This also happened:

You doing your taxes next year should totally be an article.

I hear the narcotics game is strong in Philly; you should get involved with that.

Thanks for doing this Doug. As much as we don't want to hear of your disappointment, you did so in an entertaining and honest way over the past year. For that, we are all grateful, even if most won't admit it.

That video shows a lot of beer being spilled by fat dudes in Raiders attire.

Brad Johnson, Jeff George, Shane Mathews, Danny Wuerffel, Patrick Ramsey, Mark Brunell, Tim Hasselbeck, Jason Campbell, Todd Collins, Rex Grossman, and John Beck think the problem might not just be Robert Griffin.

Edit: Oh and Donovan McNabb, could it be I've already blocked that era out?

Robert Griffin III is broken up inside.

Last Friday, after practice, he was on the field by himself for like 40 minutes

I don't blame him. I'd be trying to kick myself off the Redskins too.

Why is he wearing Andy Reid's coat?

Sometimes I think people don't quite understand what "mentally unbalanced" actually entails.

I've got a dunebuggy chassis that desperately needs a drivetrain.

One of these, cause...why not?

Inmate #1: Jesus Christ, dude! How long have they kept you in solitary?

Pretty fucking homophobic to assume that ALL gay couples generate a horrific, stadium-filling stench wherever they go.