Three words: Kill the Lawyers.

Another reason why push-button is better.

"typically fantastic performance from DeMarco Murray"

Ah crap! That's what I meant to say! Dammit! Why'd I say Land ROVERS? That's the second day in a row I've made an ass of myself. Gotta learn: Coffee FIRST, then say stuff.

They were Land Cruisers. Land Rovers would've broken down way too early in the plot line.

Nothing says ten large like dingy, worn crushed pleather seats.

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…

It figures that a Watt would exhibit so much power.

What a thug.

Yeah, you tell 'em!

A fun thing to do is to not read articles you know you won't like. That way you save yourself the trouble of getting angry over nothing.

"If only there was a way to find out what happened. I don't know, perhaps a place where each side puts on evidence, in which guilt or innocence is determined by 12 citizens... What's that called, again? "-—Robert McCulloch.

Bills fans would prefer to stay down south where it's nice and warm and a little smelly and perfectly sized to slide your han—oh, I've lost focus.

Now before you guys go calling Mike Ditka a racist, remember he MARRIED a black guy:

"If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already"

It takes real effort for the Skyline chili logo to be the third-worst sight in a photograph, but there ya go.

It's all about you, huh? You, personally, are forced to defend (whom, exactly?) against this barrage of internet columns and blog posts. You (personally) keep the argument afloat by responding.

National Indian Gaming Association (NIGA)

"In Indian Country, the Cherokee Nation's boycott of all OAF-sponsored events"