Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

Was he just a bad quarterback? Or did the Skins ruin him?

LOL

The stadium looks great. It's a real shame that they want to fill it with the people of Buffalo.

Ten minutes later, his Frosty was ready.

By these requirements, I'm a free agent NFL QB, yet no one covers it when I run into Starbucks with my pants off. Fuck this double standard.

Police knew Thigpen by his failure to complete the short drive.

I think the should have had a short conversation with Rick Santorum about the dangers of having things named after you.

I, like pretty much everyone else, have done a lot of whisky research and have never noticed these fancy whisky rings. Since I've clearly missed something, I should probably hit the laboratory tonight for additional experiments.

That's a really smart position (it's 8.5%, but you're still 100 percent correct in this and all other matters).

Needs moar Catrinel Menghia

Not bad...

He couldn't pass the background check to purchase a hammer and punch.

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

Behind every half stable drunk is a very strong woman.

Belichick: Can anyone get that dick Gray for me!?

You know when you really like an actor or artist and a story about them being a dick comes out which you just ignore because you want to still go on liking them? This is like that but opposite.

Why buy a new Land Rover when you can get a more reliable Mitsubishi powered knock-off for half the price?

I did sales at a bike shop for a little bit, and everytime someone came in to look at the sport bikes who appeared under the age of 35 it was the same speech

Hayabusa - Japanese for "Hope they don't wreck so bad that the engine can't be used in someone's project boat/plane/trike"