+1 Trail Of Tears

Gee, it's almost as if it's this pathetically thin-skinned bullshit that made the Cleveland cops (and others) objects of nationwide scorn and protest in the first place.

Eh, I'm more of a hundredaire than a thousandaire these days...although, it depends what I'd get back for my contribution I guess? I like certain plants...

I bought this in a sampler on sale at Target last year, and yeah, Audible Ale was my least favorite in the box. By a long shot, actually.

Crosby's face is swollen from all the on-ice crying he does.

Where can I send my campaign contribution?

I am similarly looking at replacing an '09 Mini Cooper S with either a Porsche 996 or an e46 M3, and was shocked at how similar the insurance costs are for the exact same coverage with Progressive: The Porsche raises my yearly rate by $150-ish to about $1800, and the M3 actually lowers my rate by about $100 to…

True story!

Hahaha, Shocktop is PHX's favorite beer. I know because I live here, and it sucks. The guy on the label? Brodozer-driving PHX Broseph, bro.

AA= Awful Appleshits.

The bro on the Shocktop label is a portrait of all the brodozer-driving Brosephs here in PHX who happily drink it and tell the rest of us how good it is.

I just priced insurance on a 2003 911 Carrera yesterday, and it's approx. $82 more per 6 months (full comp/collision w/ $1k deductible + full glass, $0 deductible necessary here in AZ) than my current 2009 Mini S hatch, for the exact same coverage. For the difference in performance on these two cars, that's pretty…

CP.

Funny...I see a lot of people defending Bernier. I'm white, male, and a hockey fan, and yet I have to wonder: what would people be saying if that was a black NCAA D-1A QB saying he had no idea who, I dunno, Ronald Reagan or Gorbachev or some other white leader was? Probably not here on Deadspin thankfully, but I can…

I'd get black-out drunk if I lived in Green Bay WI too.

Scrub your nuts, son.

You can make anything fit with enough time and money :)

I'd find a rust-free 914 Porsche here in AZ, drop that sumbitch right in there, do a full cage, and 916 or old-school IMSA flares, and use it as my daily driver.It'd be as light or lighter than the Ferrari, and would fix the 914's big problem: low power.

And yet, still not as good as a healthy Eagles' line. It will be someday, but it's not there yet. But yeah, Romo's lucky to finally have that protection he missed earlier in his career.

I am a Flyers fan, and this is one of the funniest hockey stories about Chris Pronger I've ever read. Pronger WAS a huge asshole.