Roorda used to be a police officer, until he was fired for repeatedly making false statements.

"If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already, then we're going to have a lot of problems in this country."

Toronto to Bills:

"It's you, not me."

As a former Humane Society volunteer here in AZ, I can say pit bulls and Chihuahuas tend to be the most common in shelters here, and as a very happy owner of one of each, you really can't go wrong with either one, with caveats. First, you need the space and the money: dogs are living creatures who need care like us.…

No, his TEAMS did nothing but win in spite of Tebow, not because of him. I hope you're kidding.

When will white leaders like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter step up to address the culture of drunken, depraved mindless white people violence, and denounce once and for all white-on-white crime?

HAHAHA how this comment has only 18 stars is beyond me! Well done!

"am I not "Native American" enough for my opinion to mean anything?"

Thanks Obama!11!!1

In Cancun, SPF apparently stands for "Sunburn, por favor!"

I am an Eagles fan who keeps seeing them named as a potential landing spot for RGII. I just don't see any way he ends up in Philly. The Eagles' front office would never make this bet, and I don't think Chip Kelly would want a smallish, injury-prone college-style QB from the SEC. Plus, the Eagles send players to DC;…

Richard Sherman is still a Totally Scary Black Male (TM).

Gruden will aim for the knee.

Uh, wut?

Eric Berry got that mass in his chest by repeatedly getting too close to Andy Reid's post-BBQ cholesterol burps.

Kobe has teammates this year?

That's the face I make after I eat them.

This is why I don't ever live next to anything remotely interesting.

In Dion's defense, he's probably not used to hearing that many multi-syllable words strung together and got lost halfway through the question.