Goddammit, just... no. I've come to like a few of your pieces, and I know you've admitted that some of these are intentionally trolling, but come on, man.

Dear Tavarish,

If you gave a laughable bank account, you don't have 850 to drop on a single tool and you probably don't have the time to tear into the heads of your BMW while working 2 jobs. TTAC was right.

I'll see your Lucas electrics and raise you a dual carbureted Prelude engine compartment vacuum diagram

That's not scary at all.

I hear you but given the competition, and the price tag, you shouldn't have to sacrifice styling

Can we do an exchange program instead? Send the bloated 5-series GT home and in return bring over the hot sister with the proper badonkadonk butt.

Every single fucking stanced and riced out car. DEPORT THEM ALL. Shit is tasteless and disgusting.

IT'S THE WEALTHY MAN'S TATA NANO

Everything made by this brand.

The car that looks like a stoned dinosaur.

BMW 5 GT, BMW X6, Mercedes GLE, Honda Crosstour, Toyota Prius (at least from the fast lane)...

However did we survive prior to Google and web forums?

when driving a 15 year old luxury car you can only look like a second rate drug dealer.

I have issue with the "degree in google" statement.

No such thing as a cheap luxury car, bruh. Whatever its MSRP was when new, is what it will remain in terms of ownership costs to other cars with the same MSRP - sometimes more, if the car has been out of production for a while.

well there would be a lot of golfs driving around the midwest with missing doors for as badly as they rusted i could only image what the hinge/track things would be like after a couple winters.